Funny things

One of today's comments in the question box from my ichinensei:

"Is you a fool?"

The ichinensei students also had to write a dialogue for an international call. This is one of the dialogues that a pair of students came up with:

A: "Hello."
B: "Hello. This is Takehiro. Is Takuma there?"
A: "Speaking."
B: "Hi Takuma. How are you?"
A: "I'm so-so. How are you?"
B: "I'm stomach cancer."
A: "Oh, really?"
B: "Yeah."

And it goes on from there. Hehe, I love my students.